Monday, November 1, 2010

Husband Hunting?

I know all moms think their sons are great, but my toddler already possesses many qualities that will make him a great husband in say, 25 years.

1. He likes to follow behind you and close drawers and doors, so your house will always be neat and orderly.

2. He can often be found picking up small crumbs or tiny pieces of trash off the floor and putting them straight into the trash can.

3. He is very adept at putting clothes from the washer into the dryer and emptying the dishwasher.

4. The first thing he wants to do in the morning is sit with his Bible and read to himself, so he will be a great spiritual leader.

5. He likes a routine to his day, but can be flexible if needed.

6. His favorite place to be is outside, so he will enjoy going for hikes and strolls along the beach.

7. While outside, one if his favorite toys is the tractor, so your lawn will always be immaculate.

8. He likes to be near you, so you will never feel abandoned or lonely.

9. He has highly advanced skills in solving puzzles and matching shapes, so he will be a great Mr. Fix-it for around the house.

10. Plus he comes with a great set of in-laws :)